While you're waiting for part 2

Before I find the time to continue my story, I wanted to share something amazing I heard on the subway (albeit second-hand, from a friend).

On a morning train, the train operator announces "Please step inside. Ladies and gentlemen, do not hold the doors. Please stand clear of the closing doors. There is another train coming, stand clear of the closing doors. Fine, you don't want to listen to me? Well I don't care if you're late to work, I'm already at work"